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mishandgerard Posted: Jul 17, 2003 01:51 PM+

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Yankee Fans Only Thread

Yankees are from da bronx and of course the METS are from FLUSHING. How appropriate!

mishandgerard Posted: Jul 17, 2003 01:54 PM+

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Top Ten New York Mets Excuses

10. All those empty seats are distracting.

9. Part of a grand plan to make Florida Marlins overconfident next year

8. Pitchers on other teams throw the ball really fast!

7. Two words: guaranteed contracts

6. Mistake to let Don Knotts bat cleanup

5. Play so much golf during season thought lowest score wins

4. Baseballs are harder to throw than explosives.

3. Drank slurpee too fast; got a 'brain-freeze'

2. Didn't scratch themselves enough

1. No one named 'Mookie'

LizD Posted: Jul 17, 2003 01:56 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 01:56 PM

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I love it.

Yankees !!!

Latina511 Posted: Jul 17, 2003 01:58 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 01:58 PM

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Go YANKEES!!

Wendy Posted: Jul 17, 2003 01:59 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 01:59 PM

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This is so funny!!!!!

Samanthas Mom Posted: Jul 17, 2003 01:59 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 01:59 PM

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I love the yankees!!! especially andy petit
so nice and cute LOL
and always thanking God on tv and such a good /open Christian person all the time in his interviews

mishandgerard Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:01 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:01 PM

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Q: What do the Red Sox and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold and end up in the cellar after Labor Day!

firegal Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:06 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:06 PM

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All I can say is this is a GREAT thread

cw0904 Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:12 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:12 PM

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This may be TMI for some.
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Little Johnny Tucker was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.'My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some screaming fag and take it up the a$$.'

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him,'Is that really true about your father?'

'No,' said Johnny, 'He plays for the New York Mets, but I was too embarrassed to say so.'

mishandgerard Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:13 PM+

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A Yankee fan in a bar leaned to the guy next to him and said,
'Wanna hear a joke about Mets fans?'
The guy next to him replied,
'Well before you tell that joke you should know something.
I'm six feet tall and 220 pounds, and I'm a Mets fan.
The guy sitting next to me is six-four, 260 pounds, and he's a Mets fan,
and the guy sitting next to him is six-five, 280 pounds, and he's a Mets fan too.
Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The Yankee fan said,
'Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times.'

LizD Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:40 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:40 PM

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Where do you guys get this stuff.

I LOVE IT!!!

shelzyp Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:46 PM+

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Marnles Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:47 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:47 PM

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Former Bronx gal here!! Nothin' but the Yanks for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (DH wouldn't have it any other way!!)

DrmnBlnd Posted: Jul 17, 2003 02:47 PM+

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aliciahelene Posted: Jul 17, 2003 03:27 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 03:27 PM

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I love the Yankees!! Anyone goin to the game on sunday? Ill be there!!!

dandj Posted: Jul 17, 2003 03:36 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 03:36 PM

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These are great. I am sending the jokes to DH - he's a big Mets fan (loser!). Every since the Yankees beat the mets in the World Series I have unlimited bragging rights!!

eroxgirl Posted: Jul 17, 2003 03:45 PM+

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Posted: Jul 17, 2003 03:45 PM