iF HE COMES IN HERE ONE MORE TIME, IM GOING TO HIT HIM WITH A STAPLER

I WORK WITH THIS NOSEY BODY AND EVERY TIME NO ONE IS HERE HE COMES IN MY OFFICE AND MAKES BELEIVE HES LOOKING FOR SHIT.

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I'm all for hitting him with the stapler. Can you shoot some classic spit balls at him?
If this dork your boss or just some random crudstick?

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Make sure his pants are down before you get him with the stapler

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do you have a staple gun? if so then you can lie in wait!!

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hahaha lol, he just came in again. hes so f****** annoying

here he comes again

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NYCMeghan, let me borrow your JEllo so I can throw it at him

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get a straw and some Jell-o....can we say SPITBALL TIME!!!

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Just get up and get yourself some chocalate.
I hate people like that.
Obviously he has too much time on his hands.

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Do you have any gum?? Chew a big piece, stick it to your hand and than give him a big pat on the back! Or, spitballs. Really....they are very effective weapons!!

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LOL I would love to smack him on the back with some nasty arse gum. HA

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DO IT!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!!!!!
Chew a nice big wad and smear it on his back!!!!!!

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Maybe if you cough like you have a cold or something he will GO AWAY!!!!

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November he is such a vile man, I doubt that will stop him.

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Can I borrow you girls to take care of the guy who sits behind me (cubes with glass windows)??? He watches EVERYTHING I DO on my computer at work and makes comments about it. And always comes into my cube to borrow stuff but doesn't ask, just takes it. AND he always comments on my lunches (PB&J, some fruit, some veggies bc FH and I are in a tight financial situation). He just always has comments to make about the things I do, eat, say, etc. He wonders why I ignore him all the time too! I pretend I don't even hear him! So can you come here to my job to do these things to him to?

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shooting rubberbands and throwing paper clips over the walls of the cubes works great... believe me, I can prove it ...