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I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)

SIBride06 Posted: Nov 07, 2005 03:39 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 03:39 PM

I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

hmpena Posted: Nov 07, 2005 03:40 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 03:40 PM

Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)

So cute!

MrsH1156 Posted: Nov 07, 2005 03:42 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 03:42 PM

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OMG!!!!!!

thefirstlady Posted: Nov 07, 2005 03:44 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 03:44 PM

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So funny!!!!

roxyspark Posted: Nov 07, 2005 04:18 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 04:18 PM

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That's great....I wish they did give these classes.

idovig Posted: Nov 07, 2005 05:25 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 05:25 PM

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that's great

cindyandkevin Posted: Nov 07, 2005 05:27 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 05:27 PM

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Too funny!!! Sometimes FH says he should teach a class to other men in how to do these things!!!!!

Tracilee82 Posted: Nov 07, 2005 05:44 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 05:44 PM

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HA HA

my FH could use some of those classes!

stephensvalentine Posted: Nov 07, 2005 10:42 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 10:42 PM

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Goldi1021 Posted: Nov 07, 2005 10:43 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 10:43 PM

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Awesome!

Chelle Posted: Nov 07, 2005 10:48 PM+

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Posted: Nov 07, 2005 10:48 PM

Re: I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)

That was the most perfect thing I have read for my evening. ESPECIALLY the one about the laundry. I, myself, just had to do that very same demonstration tonight. The laundry basket was TWO FEET in front of where he dropped his dirty undies.... I'm like... uhh... I led him by the hand to the laundry room because I just didn't understand how he could have missed the basket that was RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!

Then... (it's been a good night) he goes out for ice-cream. You'd think after 2 years he'd know by now. Nope! He comes back with Heath Bar something... don't like heath bar and something full of peanut butter. Don't like that in my ice-cream. And he knew all this!

I seriously wonder.