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smilealways Posted: Sep 16, 2005 02:38 PM+
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And the best wedding card goes to...

My husband's cousin. As I'm sitting here going through the cards, I just had to share this one - it's hysterical. Ok, to start, it's a hand-written note in green felt pen on a piece of blank copy paper in a business envelope. This is what it says inside:

Joe & Christine -

Nothing says 'Good Luck & Congratulations' like money. Keep the crazy fondue set and give me the money instead. Money goes a long way; beer, hookers, food, the basic needs in life. Ever try to go into a bar, place a fondue set on the bar, and try to buy a round of drinks? Doesn't work very well, trust me. Enjoy.

I love it!
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wc0143 Posted: Sep 16, 2005 03:15 PM+
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That's cute!
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SomethingBlu Posted: Sep 16, 2005 03:24 PM+
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I absolutely love it and am slightly jealous of the wittiness and charm of your guests. That has to be the best card by far...

Congrats on having such cool 'people' in your life...
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mcaula Posted: Sep 16, 2005 03:25 PM+
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That was so cute
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Summer05 Posted: Sep 16, 2005 05:14 PM+
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Thats great!!!
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David'sbride Posted: Sep 16, 2005 05:44 PM+
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Re: And the best wedding card goes to...


Posted by smilealways

My husband's cousin. As I'm sitting here going through the cards, I just had to share this one - it's hysterical. Ok, to start, it's a hand-written note in green felt pen on a piece of blank copy paper in a business envelope. This is what it says inside:

Joe & Christine -

Nothing says 'Good Luck & Congratulations' like money. Keep the crazy fondue set and give me the money instead. Money goes a long way; beer, hookers, food, the basic needs in life. Ever try to go into a bar, place a fondue set on the bar, and try to buy a round of drinks? Doesn't work very well, trust me. Enjoy.

I love it!



Very cool but not sure what need you'd have for hookers before or after you are married
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prncssrachel Posted: Sep 16, 2005 10:50 PM+
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We got a 'Congratulations, you made wee wee on the potty' card from one of our friends.
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February05 Posted: Sep 16, 2005 11:27 PM+
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JimmysBride Posted: Sep 17, 2005 10:18 PM+
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That's a great card... you have a witty friend there!
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