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OMG! Too funny!!
glinda_goodwitch Posted: May 15, 2005 03:28 PM+
glinda_goodwitch MEMBER SINCE: 3/05 TOTAL POSTS : 8731 WEDDING DATE: Jun 17, 2006
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OMG! Too funny!!

So FH and I were grocery shopping today and just came back. Had to tell you this story:

I forgot to get chickpeas, so FH went back a few aisles while I took the cart and continued shopping. In the bean aisle was this little old man with no teeth, probably about 80 years old. He almost hit FH with his cart, and this is what came out of this little old man's mouth 'Get out of my way or I'll knock your *** down in the middle of the goddamn store!' Now mind you, FH is the type to ALWAYS stand up for himself. But, he was so shocked that he could not say anything, and could barely keep himself from laughing. Isn't that crazy!?!
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july06bride Posted: May 15, 2005 04:06 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!

This is too hilarious!


WOuld you mind if I hijacked a little and told another funny grocery store story???

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glinda_goodwitch Posted: May 15, 2005 04:11 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!

Not at all! Let's make this a funny story thread.
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February05 Posted: May 15, 2005 04:15 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!



Looks like Somebeody forgot to take his Metamucil
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MrsP2Be Posted: May 15, 2005 04:20 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!



A few months ago my FH had to run back and grab something while I was on line and this old guy grabbed him by the shirt and told him he was 'broken where his balls are' -- his fly was undone. Now whenever his fly is open I say that.
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sarahthegreat Posted: May 15, 2005 04:24 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!

hey man, old people got nothing to lose. they just say whateve is on their minds
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February05 Posted: May 15, 2005 04:27 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!

Posted by smm2675

hey man, old people got nothing to lose. they just say whateve is on their minds


i cant wait to be Old. OMG am i gonna have fun torturing those 'little hooliganz'
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sarahthegreat Posted: May 15, 2005 04:28 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!

Posted by neeniebean86

Posted by smm2675

hey man, old people got nothing to lose. they just say whateve is on their minds


i cant wait to be Old. OMG am i gonna have fun torturing those 'little hooliganz'


word!!
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glinda_goodwitch Posted: May 15, 2005 04:30 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!

I wish I had been there to see it, too bad I was in the other aisle.
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cocoa Posted: May 15, 2005 05:51 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!

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February05 Posted: May 15, 2005 05:55 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!

He shouldve throw a grape at his head--- a run by fruiting

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luvsbob4603 Posted: May 15, 2005 06:05 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!

I went food shopping with Dh today and we did the self scan what a pain in the butt that is!
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conigs25 Posted: May 15, 2005 07:57 PM+
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Re: OMG! Too funny!!

Thats insane. How angry does someone have to get? WOW
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